Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
this boner is exhausting
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Randomize
