Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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