Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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