You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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