I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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