The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.