Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!