do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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