He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
It's never too late to be topless.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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