just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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