yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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