wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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