Just fell off a train. Bad.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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