Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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