It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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