what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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