He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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