ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize