ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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