i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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