I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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