Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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