Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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