connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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