the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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