evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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