Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
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the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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