all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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