I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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