hell yes lets make some ravioli
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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