He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
that is very illegal...i love you.
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