Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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