Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
