you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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