how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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