gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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