no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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