I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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