she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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