Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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