and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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