sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
