a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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