Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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