Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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