My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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she told me i tasted like america
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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