Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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