She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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