You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
