how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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