All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
He felt like a one man threesome
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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