I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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