if you like me you must not know who I am
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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