You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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