Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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